Where do you ship from?

Inside the United States. Nothing ships from India, so there are no customs fees and no international wait.

How long does it take?

Each shirt is printed for your order, so allow 2–5 business days to print, plus 3–5 business days in transit — 5–10 business days door to door.

What do the shirts feel like?

Two blanks, and they fit differently. Our standard tees are Bella + Canvas 3001 — soft, fitted, retail-weight. Our premium line is Shaka Wear Max Heavyweight — 7.5 oz, deliberately boxy and oversized, printed front and back. Both run S through 3XL; the size guide has a table for each.

How much is shipping?

Free on every US order. It's already in the price.

Can I return it?

Because every shirt is printed to order, we can't restock returns for a change of mind or a wrong size chosen at checkout — please check the size guide first. If your order arrives damaged, misprinted, or not what you ordered, tell us within 30 days and we will replace it or refund you in full. Photos help.

Who designs these?

Sudhakar Allaka and the Humble Donkey team in India. We licence them for the US. Read the story.